Sacred blue has me worried

My good friend Guru suggested I was in need of a rest and suggested sunny France hence my lack of blogging.  His holy blueness also suggested I check if the French really did consider him sacred knowing of course the real term 'sacre bleu' refers to the curse he is now becoming.

Not only does he criticise my artistic efforts but he then takes advice from Mrs Guru on how to spend less and buy a power tool for girls whilst she goes off and spends his 'savings'.

This is a mans strimmer with no messing around on little weeds, and this is a real mans chainsaw.  All-in-one tools are for Mrs Guru who clearly got the better of my friend - yet again me thinks.

The hogs don't ride Harleys because they need one.  It is all about the having NOT the needing so before Fireman Fred puts you out get back to work with the boys Guru.