Guru - clairvoyant or outright Northernist

As usual Personnel Today landed on my doorstep and in usual fashion, having been woken from my mid-morning slumber, I rip open said journalistic extravaganza and prepare the read-shred-recycle piles. 

But this time I noticed a special insert that smacked of Guru like timeliness.  I wonder if Mrs Guru ran out of weekend chores in the garden and left him some leisure time so he could quickly insert his latest 'dig' at the North after he had been allowed to watch Match of the Day - or was he still in the garden and does actually have mystic meg traits?

I think to have a goal setting programme at the Reebok Stadium whilst they languish at the very bottom of the premiership is possibly going to rile Sammy Lee somewhat.  Although maybe Sammy is attending which is why he thinks 'We'll get it right'. 

Don't worry Sammy, Guru the clairvoyant (as with many more of us) clearly know where you are going!!  Look on the brightside, you get to play my (favourite) team next year and also get lots of free Coca Cola!