Inside information on His Blueness

It would appear that I may not have been entirely correct on my moonlighting accusations of my 'good fiend Guru'. 

I have received some unofficial feedback from the large retailer in question that although Guru does purchase some of their products to remove known enemies  he has not been entirely honest (as ever) with his real persona. Apparently, as with many things on the Internet his current image should be in the achives of time rather than be displayed and therefore suggested that his youthful looks remain.

The modelling agency accidentally sent out this most recent image by mistake.

All was well until his obvious plans of World domination were disclosed and maybe at best he can now try posing for Petsathome instead?

Rumour has it that having now been exposed as the source of this public disrobing, Guru is attempting to entice me into his lair with the promise of fine wine, gourmet snacks and dancing girls - maybe this could be my last post if he gets his way.